GOAL! Who are the 5 Hottest Footballers (Soccer Players) to Gag Over?

Football in the states means one thing, it means something completely different everywhere else.  We call it soccer, but no matter how you say it, there are some damn fine specimens that play this wonderful sport that need to be showcased on many different platforms.

Yes, there are the internationally desired ones like David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo, we get that and appreciate it incredibly.  But, there's more.  So much more that are worth the view.  

Whether they are running around in a pair of loose fitting shorts, ripping their shirt off after making a goal or giving us some major wood when they flash a gorgeous smile, these ten guys definitely know what they are doing to make this sport that much more desirable.

Here's a look at the 5 hottest footballers to gag over.

Ezequiel Lavezzi


#PreTemporada #Marbella

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Yoann Gourcuff​

Marc Bartra


Black and white mood.

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Emerson Palmieri

Gerard Pique



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None of these are white.. They are latinos


Where are the black players? Where are the asian players? Not all footballers are from Europe or of obvious European descent. C'mon Instinct, don't be the typical "all the hot men are white" gay magazine. Please, don't be.

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