Andy Cohen FINALLY Spills On Kim Cattrall's SJP SLAM
Gentlemen, we have a double clap back alert! This weekend Kim Cattrall slammed her former Sex and the City costar Sarah Jessica Parker for reasons that are so confusing even my dog squeaked out a "gurl what?" and now Parker's BFF Andy Cohen is here to defend his gal pal, and to basically clarify that there really is no possible clarification for Cattrall's initial Insta slam. So, Cohen is best friends with Parker. That explains his fashion choices. ::SIP::
For those of you who have enriching lives that don't call for every single detail regarding an alleged feud between two eighty-year-old women, a) You're dead to me and b) You might want to stop reading now. Because we're taking it back. In September of 2017 Parker revealed that a third SATC movie would not be happening even though a script was already in the works. Cattrall was zeroed in on as the culprit for the stalled franchise, and while she did admit to being the one who blessedly stamped "Do Not Resuscitate" on SATC, she stated that she simply was done with that chapter in her life:
This is about a clear decision, an empowered decision in my life, to end one chapter and start another.
Cattrall didn't specifically divulge details of a feud with her cast mates, but did throw in this statement regarding her relationship with Parker into the mix:
We've never been friends. We've been colleagues and in some ways that's a very healthy place to be because then you have a clear line between your professional life and relationship and your personal.
And the beginning of February, Parker went running to her gay BFF Cohen on Watch What Happens Live to say that she was shocked and hurt by Cattrall's denial of their friendship:
I found it very upsetting cause that's not the way I recall our experience.
HOKAY. All of this brings us to this weekend, when Parker received the slam she was most likely not expecting in the most unlikely of places. Cattrall's Instagram post mourning the tragic loss of her younger brother became a battlefield after Parker shared her Insta condolences in the comments. In response, Cattrall posted this to-the-freaking-point text image along with a scathing caption of Parker's involvement with her family's grieving.
My Mom asked me today “When will that @sarahjessicaparker, that hypocrite, leave you alone?” Your continuous reaching out is a painful reminder of how cruel you really were then and now. Let me make this VERY clear. (If I haven’t already) You are not my family. You are not my friend. So I’m writing to tell you one last time to stop exploiting our tragedy in order to restore your ‘nice girl’ persona. Copy and paste link https://nypost.com/2017/10/07/inside-the-mean-girls-culture-that-destroyed-sex-and-the-city/
This left about twelve people on the Internet, including me, reeling, and now we finally have some more deets thanks to MY daddy Andy Cohen. According to Too Fab, on yesterday's airing of his radio program, Cohen spilled all over the place with:
I thought it was fake. I was like, 'There's no way Kim Cattrall has posted this on her Instagram.'
I was thinking about it over the weekend. And I was like, well, she follows Kim on Instagram, Kim posted about her brother dying, and she expressed her condolences on the post.
Cohen also opened up about Parker's additional condolences given at a press event:
When you're doing press, you're asked the same questions about what's going on. I'm sure they were asking her, 'What do you think about what happened?' And she simply and concisely expressed her condolences. I would not call that exploiting a tragedy. What was she supposed to do? Say something bad? I don't understand.
There's only one person fighting here. The only thing she's ever commented about the movie or about Kim not wanting to do the movie was that she was disappointed that the studio pulled the plug on it. I don't get it. It's a cat fight of one, from where I see it.
Well guys, in retrospect, this little adventure has been way stupider than I thought it was going to be. Sorry. After reading this maybe you should write a condolence for the past two minutes of your life.